A man goes to the doctor’s and asks why he’s been feeling ill. The doctor examines him and replies "I’m sorry to tell you, you’ve got the disease known as Yellow 24." "What’s that?" the man asks. "It means your internal organs have started turning yellow – you’ve got 24 hours to live."
The man goes home and tells his wife the bad news. His wife says "Well, will you come to bingo with me tonight then? Otherwise you’ll never be able to." The man agrees, so he and his wife go to the bingo. He finds that he’s won the one-line and £10. After another twenty minutes, he’s won the full house and £150. He enters the lucky draw worth £500 and wins that too. The bingo caller calls him up on the stage.
He says "I don’t believe it, mate. You’ve won three competitions in a total of £660 in one night. You must be the luckiest man on earth!"
The man replies "Well, no, I’m afraid not. I’ve got Yellow 24."
The bingo caller looks down at the piece of paper he’s holding and starts clapping.
"I don’t believe it! He’s won the raffle as well!"